Today sucks. But it could be worse…
I could be posing nude in an extremely frighteningly fake-Gaga plastic-Marilyn blow-up doll creepy submissive way while my career falls down the cocaine toilet as my father keeps having repeated heart attack like symptoms due to watching his baby girl lick attention-ed whore-d crap off the media bathroom floor…
To see all of LiLo’s most recent Playboy shoot go here:
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[Warning NSFWork, Pre-pubescent boys, Housewives, ahh shit…it ain’t safe for anyone. Barf.]
I hate this guy above. Nay, I detest him.
But this guy below, him - I love.
Oh wait, I love this guy too!!
Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house. Not a creature was stirring, not even a psycho vampire crazed obsessive cranky tween…
Is it crazy that I want to be friends with this girl?
[Watch for her utter dismissal of the manger figurines. Comic genius.]
OMG. What is going on with this commercial. There are just way too many things to say:
1. Way to hate on corndogs.
2. Just the horribly awkward dancing at 0:27 seconds makes this commercial worth it alone.
3. WHO in their right mind is going to watch this video and think, “Wow, that was it. That just TOTALLY convinced me that I should go out and get an education!!”
4. Did you know that Katy Perry never graduated from high school? (This songs reminds me of that fact.)
5. I went on www.EducationConnection.com (sad, yet true) and the only TWO recommended schools that showed up in my search were Argosy and University of Phoenix.
6. If you watched this video and #3 actually DID happen to you, than please refer to #5.
7. Don’t miss out on the flashy 80’s visual echo going on in the background at 0:46 seconds.
8. No seriously, WTF.
I get to do this cause it’s me. And Cat Perez is awesome.
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Lez be honest.
There is only ONE reason I watch Glee.
Oh Santana. Please don’t change your evil ways…
Papa Don’t Pass…
So Madonna is gracing the Superbowl XLVI (that’s 46 in case you give a damn) with her musical talent prescence.
Has anyone actually looked at Madonna recently? Besides the fact that her face resembles an alligator skin hand bag, she basically is old enough to break a hip.
At 53 years of age, Madonna is OLDER than the Superbowl itself. Let me reiterate - when Madonna was born, the Superbowl didn’t even EXIST!! Neither did color TV, car radios or the technology to pull off the famous Janet J nipple slip of 2004. (Oh god, can you imagine that wardrobe malfunction…quick, someone tell Madge that her Baby’s Got A Secret…and her name is Victoria!)
Regardless of the fact that any hetero-male watching the Superbowl is going to WANT to watch Madonna perform…Brad Wollack of Chelsea Lately said it best, “…there are going to be a thousand gays watching TV wondering why Madonna’s concert was put between two episodes of football…”
[There is absolutely no reason why Madonna is wearing a Santa hat. I was just feeling festive.]
I’ll take the Medium Homo with everything.
Herman Cain has recently dropped out of suspended his Presidential campaign. With accusations of sexual harassment, financially supporting a 13 year affair, and many other ridiculous Republican-like statements such as my personal favorite in regards to knowing a man based on his pizza toppings:
“A manly man don’t want it piled high with vegetables! He would call that a sissy pizza.”
God I seriously hate those fagged up pizzas.
It’s enough that they have to come out of the closet, but coming out of the oven too?
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Take me down like I’m a domino…
This amazing openly bisexual songstress busts out like she is on FIRRRRRE.
I’d do shots of whiskey with this babe any day…
